Reasons why Josh should move to Gayberg, by Clem
1. I saw 5 rainbow flags on the way to where I babysit, and 0 Canadian flags. Puttin' the gay into Gayberg~
2. Two zombies got on my streetcar.
3. My friend Karly saw a Jesus zombie and a Dog the Bounty Hunter zombie yesterday at the Zombie Walk.
4. We have Nuit Blanche, which kind of sucks half the time but it's also fun to leave your house to meet friends at 2am.
5. We have Degrassi Street!!! (lol)
6. A guy on my streetcar started talking about the Barack Obama cabbage patch doll he will be submitting to the International Cabbage Patch Convention. He also mentioned his plans to make Michelle, Sasha, and Malia, as well as his Ryan Seacrest cabbage patch doll.
7. Stephen Harper does not live here.
8. We have a good university. (I think it's #20 in North America? I DON'T KNOW, my dad told me the other day, but as usual I was not really listening since he has a tendency to pause for 10 seconds between every other word.)
9. We have decent public transit, even though I complain about it a lot. It is better than Ottawa's. Plus, Ottawa has Stephen Harper. Therefore, you should not move to Ottawa, although they have delicious food at Byward Market.
10. However, we have Kensington Market, which, if you ignore the various crackheads living in bank machines, is an interesting place.
11. We are hosting World Pride in 2014, which you obviously know already.
12. There are lots of good shopping districts.
13. We have the longest street in the world.
14. We have the CN Tower, although it is no longer the tallest freestanding structure in the world; curse you, Dubai.
15. You can get married here!! :D :D (Or anywhere in Canada, but obviously Toronto is better.)
16. Tis just a hop, skip, and a jump away from Niagara falls, which is coincidentally where Jim and Pam got married.
17. We are very multicultural. I just felt I should add that because everyone does. Also, it means lots of awesome food.
18. We have some pretty awesome museums, like such as (I DID THAT ON PURPOSE~) the ROM.
19. The ROM has a bat cave. I felt that this fact is important enough to give its own point, as I used to go through it 3-5 times every time I visited. I have grown up enough to restrain myself, but the urge is still there.
20. I live here.
I could add more, but 20 is a nice, even number.
2. Two zombies got on my streetcar.
3. My friend Karly saw a Jesus zombie and a Dog the Bounty Hunter zombie yesterday at the Zombie Walk.
4. We have Nuit Blanche, which kind of sucks half the time but it's also fun to leave your house to meet friends at 2am.
5. We have Degrassi Street!!! (lol)
6. A guy on my streetcar started talking about the Barack Obama cabbage patch doll he will be submitting to the International Cabbage Patch Convention. He also mentioned his plans to make Michelle, Sasha, and Malia, as well as his Ryan Seacrest cabbage patch doll.
7. Stephen Harper does not live here.
8. We have a good university. (I think it's #20 in North America? I DON'T KNOW, my dad told me the other day, but as usual I was not really listening since he has a tendency to pause for 10 seconds between every other word.)
9. We have decent public transit, even though I complain about it a lot. It is better than Ottawa's. Plus, Ottawa has Stephen Harper. Therefore, you should not move to Ottawa, although they have delicious food at Byward Market.
10. However, we have Kensington Market, which, if you ignore the various crackheads living in bank machines, is an interesting place.
11. We are hosting World Pride in 2014, which you obviously know already.
12. There are lots of good shopping districts.
13. We have the longest street in the world.
14. We have the CN Tower, although it is no longer the tallest freestanding structure in the world; curse you, Dubai.
15. You can get married here!! :D :D (Or anywhere in Canada, but obviously Toronto is better.)
16. Tis just a hop, skip, and a jump away from Niagara falls, which is coincidentally where Jim and Pam got married.
17. We are very multicultural. I just felt I should add that because everyone does. Also, it means lots of awesome food.
18. We have some pretty awesome museums, like such as (I DID THAT ON PURPOSE~) the ROM.
19. The ROM has a bat cave. I felt that this fact is important enough to give its own point, as I used to go through it 3-5 times every time I visited. I have grown up enough to restrain myself, but the urge is still there.
20. I live here.
I could add more, but 20 is a nice, even number.