random meme time

[clementine]

1: Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search:
"Clementine needs a short middle name." My middle name is Amelia. Suck it.


2: Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search:
"Clementine looks like a real character - someone I'd like to get to know." This is from the book Clementine, btw. Good book, albeit for little kids.

3: Type in "[your name] does" in Google search:
"Clementine does not always think before she acts and though her heart is always in the right place, Clementine seldom is." Again, from the book.

4: Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search:
"Clementine hates, hates, hates that little witch."

5: Type in "[your name] goes" or "..has gone" in Google search:
"Clementine goes to church with Wyatt." Oh My Darling Clementine.

6: Type in "[your name] loves" in Google search:
"Clementine loves the new rug"

7: Type in "[your name] eats" in Google search:
"Clementine eats my camera bag"

8: Type in "[your name] has" in Google search:
"Clementine has a destinct smell."
... LOL

9: Type in "[your name] died" in Google search:
"Clementine died a slow death in the Van Allen belts"

10: Type in "[your name] won't" in Google Search:
"My clementine won't peel... It's trapped in it's skin forever :("

11: Type in "[your name] can't" in Google Search:
"Clementine can't believe her ears - her beloved teacher, Mr. D'Matz, might be leaving them for the rest of the year to go on a research trip to Egypt!" Every single result for "clementine can't" was the same... :P

12: Type in "[your name] wants" in Google search:
"Clementine wants a pet rabbit. Along with this demand came a stipulation, "dad, you can't cook my bunny, cus that would be mean.""